dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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