At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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