its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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