you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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