i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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