Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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