Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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