did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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