no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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