nut hugger
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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