yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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