Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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