After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize