Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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