NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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