Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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