Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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