so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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