Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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