Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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