how hairy? two words: wookie tits
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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