BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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