how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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