I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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