Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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