I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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