I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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