the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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