He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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