my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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