i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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