me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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