why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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