how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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