How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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