We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Holy shit dude........stairs
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