Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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