before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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