so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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