and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
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She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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