I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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