I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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