I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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