My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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