How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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