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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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