Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
thus making me awesome and them whores
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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