In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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