break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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