East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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